This commercial is an experimental therapy that is being tested as an alternative to caffeine. Some side effects include confusion, irritability, seizures, and permanent psychosis. It is not recommended you watch this without direction from your doctor.

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In the spirit of last minute holiday shopping for a cheap gift that will just get thrown into the garbage, we present this unassuming and homely commercial.

Does a really useless shoehorn product exist, and has someone hired Gilbert Godfrey to sell it? Yes and yes:

This is a very special advertisement for a used 1994 BMW 530i.