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		<title>Heavily Moustachioed Men are Waiting to Work For YOU</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[QuickTime link to the 1:00 spot, which will pop in a new window.3 MB. Gaze into my mustache The central selling point of this commercial for 1-800-LAWYERS, of the greater NYC area, is the spokes-lawyer&#8217;s thick hearty mustache. &#8220;For over 20 years we&#8217;ve been serving the area, and for over 20 years I&#8217;ve been working [...]]]></description>
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<td bgcolor=#CCCCCC><small><a href="http://www.awfulcommercials.com/mustachelawyer.php" target="_blank">QuickTime link to the 1:00 spot,</a> which will pop in a new window.<br />3 MB.</small></td>
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<td bgcolor=#CCCCCC><small>Gaze into my mustache</small></td>
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<p>The central selling point of this commercial for 1-800-LAWYERS, of the greater NYC area, is the spokes-lawyer&#8217;s thick hearty mustache.  &#8220;For over 20 years we&#8217;ve been serving the area, and for over 20 years I&#8217;ve been working on this mustache.&#8221;  The spokesman here might not be so campy if only his mustache didn&#8217;t look like it was about to fall off his face.  If your lawyer has to resort to a fake mustache, what other dirty trick are up his sleeve?</p>
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