EIC: is steven richards a wrestler man or something

toby8000: yes

EIC: i need to write some crap for this commercial
is he totally washed up or what
do you love him

toby8000: he’s so-so
kind of an eternal midcard guy

EIC: so like you dont really jerk to him
that’s what you do when you watch wrestling right
i do understand correctly

toby8000: how is this about me

EIC: i was just going to quote you is all
“you can’t even jerk to this guy” -toby
how about that

toby8000: that’s a lie!

EIC: ok ok “i can jerk to this guy!” -toby

toby8000: that’s-

EIC: (publishing)