It’s like when Conan O’Brian looks at the camera, but no one is laughing

Oh dear, someone has made a horrible commercial in Cleveland, Ohio.

The richest ore from which awful local commercials are mined is the ore of Low Budget Concept Commercials. Someone has an idea for some kind of narrative to take place, and then bites of more than they can chew production wise. This idea is mined from the rocky vein, and processed by salt-of-the-earth coal miners and sometimes gnomes.

In this spot, a pregnant woman appears to be having a baby. But no, she just has a Mr. Hero craving. OR her bonehead husband has the craving, and the woman is mentally retarded, and forgets she is in labor because she is very excited to get a submarine sandwich. Then the baby falls on the floor of the restaurant as they stand in line giving their orders.

It’s hard to tell which of the above things is happening, because the story is told without audio, so we can hear the awesomeness that is the Mister Hero Theme Song, which wraps a neat ugly bow on this hideous advertising package.