Does a really useless shoehorn product exist, and has someone hired Gilbert Godfrey to sell it? Yes and yes:

This is a very special advertisement for a used 1994 BMW 530i.

Buy this home or go rot

I really love this spot, thought it’s so perfect I had to doubt it was for a real company. Cullman Liquidation Center does have a website, though my investigative effort ends there. I’m not buying a mobile home just to find out if these guys are for real. I do find it odd that their commercial is so well produced, and their web is so well..something else.. but it does continue to make the case that these people keep it real.

Take that free press

This well-done commercial calls attention to censor-mad Australia, whose government has apparently decided to wage war on free speech. Living in America, whose founding mission statement was freedom of speech, it’s hard to get a handle on such a similar nation taking such a dissimilar attitude to what we frequently proclaim to be the most sacred of all human rights.

Australia is fast on track to rival such nations as Iran and China for their stance on government censorship on the Internet. We’re sorry about goatse guys, really sorry, please come back from the brink.