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		<title>Power Thirst II</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Nov 2007 19:17:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editor-in-Chief</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The kind gents at College Humor bring us this new ad for Power Thirst. It&#8217;s much like Power Thirst part one, except this time, it&#8217;s part two. Bear blasting is something you&#8217;ll make up after you drink this drink because you&#8217;ll be too energetic for normal sports. It will make you win at running, football, [...]]]></description>
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<p>The kind gents at <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com" target="_blank">College Humor</a> bring us this new ad for Power Thirst.  It&#8217;s much like Power Thirst part one, except this time, it&#8217;s part two.</p>
<p>Bear blasting is something you&#8217;ll make up after you drink this drink because you&#8217;ll be too energetic for normal sports.  It will make you win at running, football, weddings, and art.</p>
<p>This is the funniest parody of a commercial so far made, attempt no further parodies under severe penalty of rocket can.</p>
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		<title>Poor Linda Soundtrak</title>
		<link>http://www.awfulcommercials.com/archives/2007/10/26/poor-linda-soundtrak/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Oct 2007 15:31:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This awful commercial comes to us today via the Consumerist. These three commercials are from 1986, and have all the production values of an Electric Company skit. Watch for Linda staring towards the camera / director for her cue to sit back up in bed. I still say they should have gotten real medical help [...]]]></description>
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<p>This awful commercial comes to us today via <a href="http://consumerist.com/consumer/badvertising/great-moments-in-commercial-history-linda-soundtrak-315300.php" target="_blank">the Consumerist</a>.</p>
<p>These three commercials are from 1986, and have all the production values of an Electric Company skit.  Watch for Linda staring towards the camera / director for her cue to sit back up in bed.</p>
<p>I still say they should have gotten real medical help for this poor woman.</p>
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