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| You will now associate women with gorillas |
This ad is a parody of the Cadbury gorilla / Phil Collins video, but instead of a gorilla drumming to the song, it’s a woman in a Wonder Bra.
As a parody it seems kind of lacking, but we will let the readers reserve judgment until they have watched the video several times.
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| 400 babies? |
The kind gents at College Humor bring us this new ad for Power Thirst. It’s much like Power Thirst part one, except this time, it’s part two.
Bear blasting is something you’ll make up after you drink this drink because you’ll be too energetic for normal sports. It will make you win at running, football, weddings, and art.
This is the funniest parody of a commercial so far made, attempt no further parodies under severe penalty of rocket can.
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| The Book of Badonkadonk, Chapter 12, Verse 1 |
Nothing says holy worship like taking a song that was originally about a girl with a large butt giving Sir Mix-A-Lot a boner and co-opting it to advertise a Christian-oriented YouTube clone.
Baby Got Book, a painfully white rapper’s take on Baby got Back appears on the obviously named Godtube, which is exactly what you think it is. (The god of all tubes, a tube bigger than any other tube, from whose loins all tubes have sprung, forever and ever, amen).
White guys love Baby got Back, they know all the lyrics, when it comes on the jukebox in a bar they sing every line, so the song is already ruined. This is still an eye-rolling masterpiece that touts the righteous’ love of big bibles. Small bibles just won’t cut it! Remember, the bigger the bible, the bigger pipe you are swinging for Jesus.
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| I can’t bear to see Jack Nicholson like this |
This awful commercial comes to us today via the Consumerist, featuring a young Linda Soundtrak who no doubt looks like Moses’ mum present day.
These three commercials are from 1986, and have all the production values of an Electric Company skit. Watch for Linda staring towards the camera / director for her cue to sit back up in bed.
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| Do you wave your pinkie at me sir? |
The World of BBC News covers this television commercial ad brought to us by New South Wales, Australia.
Phil Mercer says in the report, ‘Television and online ads show scornful women bending their little fingers at young men in fast cars. It’s a signal to infer that the men have small penises.’
Oh so that’s what that means, no wonder none of the taxis stopped for me when I was in Australia doing that at them. And by the way Phil, the signal would imply the presence of a small penis, though the signaler could maybe infer its existence.
Hypothetical small member asides, the report goes on to warn that some think the ad might promote the finger waving in public, and lead to small-donged road rage.
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