Me thinks A&P protest too much

YouTube link to the 4:00 spot, which will pop in a new window.
This is how we shred lettuce
up in this biatch

Real Internet journalism is all about waiting for CNN to write the story and then simply linking to their content. BAM! In this video CNN tells us that some kids made a rap video in the local supermarket they worked in, and are now being sued for the smallest denomination of money a giant corporation can sue for: one million dollars. While they probably think this is just a slap on the wrist for two college kids, at most I know I was carrying around half a mil in those days. Good luck seeing all but fifty percent of that settlement, A&P!

I’m guessing these kids only (alleged) crime was misusing the registered trademark of the A&P corporation in a way that disparaged the quality of their store’s produce. In case anyone has ever wonder why they see logos blurred out in TV shows, and sometimes even movies, this is usually why. Hopefully the kids have some kind of ‘parody’ defense at their disposal, the very same defense that has kept the staff of both Mad Magazine and Saturday Night Live out of the slammer for these previous two consecutive life sentences.

I’m still confounded when corporations launch lawsuits like this that most certainly gain the materials they want to suppress much more media coverage than they would get otherwise. Maybe they should also sue these kids for revealing the trade secret that in supermarkets it’s the older produce that tends to be cut up and sold as the prepackaged goodies in the deli section. That’s right, I said it!

YouTube link to the 4:00 spot, which will pop in a new window.

Super Bowl XLI: General Motors Robot Snuff Film

Quicktime link to the :60 spot, which will pop in a new window.
Hot amature robot action

It sounds like there’s another controversy trumping-up attempt going on over yet one more Super Bowl commercial, this time against General Motor’s sad robot ad.

The controversy is supposedly two-fold: relatives of suicide victims and laid-off GM workers are both (supposedly) finding a reason to be deeply offended with the ad.

I’ll admit when I saw the ad, I was kind of surprised the commercial went as far as depicting the robot droid killing itself. Even though it was revealed to be a dream (warning: spoilers preceding this parenthetical statement) I will admit it is somewhat shocking imagery.

(Oh there is more…)

Ex-Trimspa Spokeswoman Ex-Alive

Anna Nicole Smith circa her Trimspa days

I know I have made a wrong-turn somewhere in my life when I find myself writing about current news events revolving around Kevin Federline or Anna Nicole Smith.

Anna Nicole Smith died today at a South Florida hospital after being found unconscious in her hotel room at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel. Why this is on my radar at all (aside from being blaring front-page news) is chiefly because of her horrible TrimSpa commercials (follow the video link by clicking on the picture).. Or visit her impromptu memorial at our YouTube channel and join the literally tens of people declaring ‘lol she’s dead’. (Real mature, YouTube).

Not only were the TrimSpa commercials bad, but the company selling and marketing them, TrimSpa Inc., is the target of a class action lawsuit claiming false and/or misleading claims. Anna Nicole Smith was also named in the lawsuit, as she was the company spokeswoman.

Super Bowl XLI Follow Up: Snickers Snickers at Same-Sex Snogging

The Original Snicker’s Super Bowl Ad
Super Bowl XLI Commercial

I had other things I really needed to do today besides talking about man-on-man kissing, but the advertising world has once again forced my hand. You can follow the video link from the still shot to see the Snickers ad that’s making some news, the one that featured men accidentally kissing, and then ripping out their chest hair to compensate for the taboo act.

(Oh there is more…)

K Fed Nationwide Ad Gets Gratuitous Publicity

I rap all day I rap all night
Man I sure do miss my purple box kite

I will never forget the day Brittany Spears announced she and Kevin Federline were filing for divorce. Specifically, I will never forget because it was election day. I had been checking the news online, and of course election news coverage dominated all the front pages. I even speculated what news event could possibly trump the election and force it off the front page. It would have to be something huge, like a meteor hitting a city, and not just any city like Detroit, a meteor hitting Dallas or something like that. Then I saw this. CNN dot com added an urgent, red-alert level breaking news banner above the fold announcing the split. Awesome priorities, America!

Nationwide secured Brittany’s ex to appear in a Super Bowl ad, as part of their “life comes at you fast” campaign. You might remember their ad featuring Fabio navigating a gondala, then becoming an old withered man after they pass under a bridge. The content of this ad, apparently, portrays Kevin Federline daydreaming he is a huge rap star, then he snaps out of it and he is working in a fast food restaurant.

(Oh there is more…)

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