Godtube’s Baby got Book
| Video link to the 4:25 video, which will pop in a new window. |
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| The Book of Badonkadonk, Chapter 12, Verse 1 |
Nothing says holy worship like taking a song that was originally about a girl with a large butt giving Sir Mix-A-Lot a boner and co-opting it to advertise a Christian-oriented YouTube clone.
Baby Got Book, a painfully white rapper’s take on Baby got Back appears on the obviously named Godtube, which is exactly what you think it is. (The god of all tubes, a tube bigger than any other tube, from whose loins all tubes have sprung, forever and ever, amen).
White guys love Baby got Back, they know all the lyrics, when it comes on the jukebox in a bar they sing every line, so the song is already ruined. This is still an eye-rolling masterpiece that touts the righteous’ love of big bibles. Small bibles just won’t cut it! Remember, the bigger the bible, the bigger pipe you are swinging for Jesus.