The Book of Badonkadonk, Chapter 12, Verse 1

Nothing says holy worship like taking a song that was originally about a girl with a large butt giving Sir Mix-A-Lot a boner and co-opting it to advertise a Christian-oriented YouTube clone.

Baby Got Book, a painfully white rapper’s take on Baby got Back appears on the obviously named Godtube, which is exactly what you think it is. (The god of all tubes, a tube bigger than any other tube, from whose loins all tubes have sprung, forever and ever, amen).

White guys love Baby got Back, they know all the lyrics, when it comes on the jukebox in a bar they sing every line, so the song is already ruined. This is still an eye-rolling masterpiece that touts the righteous’ love of big bibles. Small bibles just won’t cut it! Remember, the bigger the bible, the bigger pipe you are swinging for Jesus.

Maybe you want to know more about the mastermind behind this song. I don’t, but maybe you do.

From WhiteBoyDJ.com:

Dan Smith is a storyteller-preacher. He strives to model the teaching style of Jesus, who was a master storyteller. Smitty doesn’t just tell fluff stories to entertain, though. He’s always going somewhere and you’re always left whispering (in the words of Keanu Reeves), “Whoa.”

That popular culture reference is sure to get the kiddies attention! Even though the reference was to a movie which presented the world as an existential wasteland where god was replaced by man’s own machinery.