If anyone is bothering you right now, you really need to check out this commercial. Jhoon Rhee’s self defense class will teach you how to make this stop happening.

‘But how can he?’ you wonder? Ha ha, silly fool..SPINNING LOTUS ‘No please’ Yes ha ha face my spinning lotus also here have some dragon ‘no I do not want any dragon’ YOU WILL TAKE SOME DRAGON ‘NO I DO NOT WANT ANY AMOUNT OF DRAGON’ wa cha! Fists of Knuckle! ‘please no more!’

And that’s just session one. The key to making a bad commercial look good is to put your cute little kids in there, which this spot sneaks in right at the finish line, making everything ok.