If anyone is bothering you right now, you really need to check out this commercial. Jhoon Rhee’s self defense class will teach you how to make this stop happening.

‘But how can he?’ you wonder? Ha ha, silly fool..SPINNING LOTUS ‘No please’ Yes ha ha face my spinning lotus also here have some dragon ‘no I do not want any dragon’ YOU WILL TAKE SOME DRAGON ‘NO I DO NOT WANT ANY AMOUNT OF DRAGON’ wa cha! Fists of Knuckle! ‘please no more!’

And that’s just session one. The key to making a bad commercial look good is to put your cute little kids in there, which this spot sneaks in right at the finish line, making everything ok.

I have to say, I really love this commercial. It’s a very simple concept done well, and the presentation over ninety seconds lets the suspense build to the appropriate level.

When the drum set is revealed you know the instant before it happens that there is about to be an oddly placed drum solo in the middle of this long winding ballad which is actually not about seeing someone drown. But we now know the song is clearly about a gorilla excited beyond words that Cadbury now features a glass and a half of dairy milk in a new chocolate bar. And he expresses this joy by rocking out.

This ancient commercial gem dates back to 1986, when a young William H. Macy was doing local New York City area commercials. Using the power of typing things into Google, I have placed the ‘Hanover’ mentioned in this spot to New Jersey.

From watching this its evident that Macy has a really electric advertising voice. I wish at least once in each one of his movies he would turn to the camera and talk briefly to the audience about where they could find local savings.