Low fat doesn’t mean low calories people

Once in a while a spot is so awful, you cannot look away when it is on TV, despite your higher instincts. This heavy-handed tome features a cast and plot so dense it would choke Noam Chomsky on his own hubris. And I don’t even know what that is supposed to mean.
In this commercial some kids run out of ice cream, which excites them, because they can eat more ice cream, because it is low fat ice cream, so they dance. Well, dance away, dorks, because you’re going to have to do a lot of exercise to burn of those extra thousand calories.

This spot lacks so much self-consciousness it can be endearing, if somewhat retarded, much like my little brother.

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