Just in time for Cinco de Mayo

We’ve set up a storefront at spreadshirt.com featuring Awful Commercial dot com T shirts and other merchandise. Please visit the store and liberally buy merchandise because without unchecked consumer spending, our fledgling free market could collapse back into a full blown monarchy without due notice.

Want more Awful Commercials merchandise designs??? Tough, I’m very busy. Leave some suggestions in the comments and I might think about it though, as long as it doesn’t constitute a trademark or copyright violation.

So far an assortment of men’s and women’s T’s are available, and coffee mugs, coasters, and delicious mousepads.*

*Disclaimer: If you are stupid enough to eat a mousepad you deserve to die -ed.