Heavily Moustachioed Men are Waiting to Work For YOU

QuickTime link to the 1:00 spot, which will pop in a new window.
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Gaze into my mustache

The central selling point of this commercial for 1-800-LAWYERS, of the greater NYC area, is the spokes-lawyer’s thick hearty mustache. “For over 20 years we’ve been serving the area, and for over 20 years I’ve been working on this mustache.” The spokesman here might not be so campy if only his mustache didn’t look like it was about to fall off his face. If your lawyer has to resort to a fake mustache, what other dirty trick are up his sleeve?

QuickTime link to the 1:00 spot, which will pop in a new window.
3 MB.

2 Comments


  1. Sorry, but I see that guy around my neighborhood all the time, and the mustache is real. Or, he actually wears a fake mustache all the time (and to the DMV, where I also saw him like a month ago).


  2. I live in New York City, and better than this commercial was the commercial parodying this.

    They started the video with a guy turning around, who looked sort of lot the moustachioed gentlemen in this commercial. He had the same pose, ’stache, and everything. He started with a serious, firm “Have YOU been hurt in an accident?” Then he raised 2 handfuls of bills. “THEN CALL US! AND WE’LL GET YOU LOTS OF MONEEEEH!”

    It continued with a law-type couple turning off the TV and advertising their shit before the jingle played.

    It was from, and I remember the jingle:

    “The lawfirm that never sleeps! Call 1-800-664-7111″

    Please, somehow find this.

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