Click for the :30 commercial @1 MB, Quicktime

This weekend it’s a phone sex jamboree! But really what weekend isn’t.

Just by existing, phone sex commercials drain the artistic integrity of all television programming around it, much like Last Call with Carson Daily. The two spots I’ve chosen are a little more hackneyed than the average naughty phone hotline commercial.

This first spot shows what of course hot girls do when guys are not around -they work out and stretch together, wondering what it takes around this town to get some hot guys over!

Ba-ching! Why, the Red Hot Date Line of course! After all, it’s worked before.

It’s sad enough when these commercials try to convince you some hot babe wants to talk dirty to you, but this one really plays into the delusional male-mind fantasy that, yes of course somehow you will end up meeting up with the women you are talking to and then of course much to a lot of sex will take place.

Click for the :30 commercial @1 MB

This second spot is quite embarrassing for me because when I called it I thought I was signing up for a new email service that could help me out with my interactive MAIL. That’s M-A-I-L. That’s the only reason I called. I thought it was for interactive mail. Not “male”.

For late-night TV ads, the hotline / sex chat ads are only slightly less obnoxious than the Girls Gone Wild commercials, but a little more entertaining than, oh I don’t know, Last Call with Carson Daily. Good night and sleep well.

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