The Skittles of Wrath
| QuickTime link to the :30 commercial, which will pop in a new window. Around 1 MB. |
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| Pictured Above: Unclaimed children of the Scottish highlands |
This thirty-second commercial for Skittles is weird enough to be good and memorable. After watching the spot though I believe to have uncovered a dark secret in the story line that could shake the nation to its very core.
The sheep-boys are part of the ‘blended fruit’ theme of the new Skittles flavors. But what does that mean they are a blend of? Well, a blend of sheep..and..and of..oh dear god, a blend of sheep AND PEOPLE.
How could this have happened? Why is the farmer passive-aggressive in his interest in the sheep boys? It’s almost as if he has an emotional investment in their growth that he is trying to mask with hostility..oh..oh no..the farmer..the sheep boys..THE FARMER FATHERED THE SHEEP BOYS!
But how did one of them turn out black? Looks like some oversexed sheep tasted the rainbow. How will the farmer react upon this new and shocking discovery? Stay tuned to find out.
| QuickTime link to the :30 commercial, which will pop in a new window. Around 1 MB. |
Comment // May 3rd, 2005 // 4:11 am
mmmmmm… skittles. CAN’T TASTE THE BESTIALITY? OMG
Comment // May 3rd, 2005 // 3:56 pm
Beasiality tastes like a peach blended with a mango.
Comment // May 4th, 2005 // 12:34 am
THAT IS SO EXACTLY WHAT STUD STUDLY WAS GOING TO SAY
OMG +1
Comment // May 4th, 2005 // 12:45 am
STUD STUDLY TO LOVE ALLEN IN A MANGO-TINGED WAY
BESTIALITY +1
Comment // May 5th, 2005 // 4:03 am
Stud Studly no..get back..Stud Studly no…NOOOO
Comment // August 2nd, 2005 // 2:20 am
Hybrids (new breeds), sheeps, TALKING sheeps, agriculture…
*gasp* Genetic modification!
Comment // January 6th, 2006 // 10:08 pm
Black sheep of the family… GET IT!!!!??????
Comment // February 2nd, 2006 // 12:52 am
WTF?
Comment // February 6th, 2006 // 3:46 pm
Replace the white guy sheep with a white women sheep. Now that’s a way to cover the beastiality as a whole!!!!
Sheeeee-it!
Comment // February 6th, 2006 // 3:47 pm
Replace the white guy sheep with a white women sheep. Now that’s a way to cover the beastiality as a whole!!!!
Comment // February 8th, 2006 // 6:18 pm
This commercial is very funny
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