And they could never make eye-contact again

That’s right, you read right. In this commercial for Dentyne Ice, a dude totally blows another dude. He blows cold air all over him and freezes him to stop him from stealing a woman he has designs on.

“Dude that’s cold.”

Dude that’s a pun! Puns are not, by definition, funny. Any guy who makes puns isn’t going to be able to pick up a lady at a bar anyway so he really shouldn’t be all that angry.

There must be some secret advertising study that says chewing gum commercials must show men trying to pick up women in a bar. This same study says that in razor commercials we must see a woman run up to kiss the man when he is done shaving. Actually if that happened every time I shaved, I’d probably shave hourly. Instead of weekly. Or uh, Easterly and Christmasly.

The link to the video is below.